to while away the waitin'........
:)
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man NEVER worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful WOMAN is one who can find such a man.
(and this last one i like best)
A woman has the last word in ANY argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a NEW argument.