Have a look at these!

(i think this one's gay. man-owner, lovey blue hearts???)
Now, i do believe some of them owners' call it feline-pampering, but if i was a pussy i would feel more than disgusted, and even more insulted to have my own natural body painted over with some smelly, elastic, unnatural looking paint@@!
Not only that, i can think of at least 7497348 pairs of shoes that i can buy with the money thats needed to upkeep these paint jobs, some which can cost up to USD 10,000 every 3 months!!!
(if its fat cat K, she grows hair every single damned week, which would push the costs even higher... on 1st thought, nah, i'd rather have my shoes than fat cat K painted. besides i like her naturally looking like a persian RUG anyway so i can 'accidentally' step on her and say sorry and give that as an excuse. HAH!)
That said, how'd these owners get their felines to sit down for that duration of time, when I can't even find fat cat K in the quite-small garden of the JB house even if i (for once) tried????
Or do these people just put them on anaesthetic (cruel, cruel) for when they are being painted??
tsk, tsk, tsk.