WARNING, PG-13 advised.
Ms. L:
(whining) honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i have so much to do my wrist still hurts no one wants to help me, they all dont care about me, i have so much to do...... blahhhhhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhhhh blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhh honeyyyyyyyyyy won't you find help for me somehow???
Mr P:
but baby, how? you know everyone else is busy at this moment..
Ms. L:
(still whining) but honeyyyyyy i can't finish up my work in time, i need help, get them to help meeee blah blah yada yda yada yada doodledi doodledo blah blah
Mr P:
(voice a tad bit higher, stressed) baby, i don't...
(gets interrupted)
Ms L:
FINE. ure not getting ANY tonight - not even a blow, you can sleep alone! (stomps off)
THE NEXT DAY.
Mr P:
baby speak to me i'm sorry i cant survive without your bjs - oops without you.. honey im sorry i will do anything you want anything i promise my sweetpie baby i'm so sorry i raised my voice at you yesterday, i'm sorry baby... i will do what you want i will tell all of them to help you...anything you want, anything you want.
Ms L: smile spreads widely across face, starts doing mouth/jaw exercises for the night bjs.
TEN MINUTES LATER
Mr P: (to the rest of the working bunch)
MOUFYV945973I2-3I3RXMVM99VBUC UC@@@@@***! help her!!!!
the working bunch (in unison):
says - O
thinks - must have had NONE yesterday, this sad di--h--d.
the end.
such is a sad story.
its actually better viewed on paper, i swear my cartoons are funnier on drawing!
:)