Dear Chindian,
YOU are 26 today.
yes, now a whole year OLDER than me, since i'm still self-proclaimed 25 until further notice.
Since we cannot celebrate you being 26 in any favourable ways tonight, we shall:
1. Wait until we can, and make sure its a night you won't forget.
(just please dont start shaking those 25inch small hips of yours like shakira - leave the hip-shaking to
us girls, kapeesh?)
2. Pretend we forgot your birthday, so we will not waste our hard-earned cash on buying you
something (unless of course, we get something better in return)
3. Die die think of something to do or make for your birthday
(in that case i need to think fast as the rest have all turned into walking zombies around here)
4. Just sing you a nice birthday song, stand in circle and hold hands, and light our lighters for you
(this sounds like a cult-inspired thing, i know)
5. Do nothing but keep on annoying and physically bullying you the whole day today
(like I always do and have done since you joined this twisted 'family' of ours)
I've decided on no 5 since it brings me the most pleasure.
:)
Happy 26th Chindian,
here's to more months of constant moaning at work (for you, i'm sure!),
and here's to you trying to find a nice girl to settle down with - definitely not the half-drunk
Russian babe who forcefully tongued me the other night ( i swear i didnt take her number down!!),
nor anyone of those you constantly chat up on the Net you perv.
remember your male-biological clock is ticking!
tick tock tick tock...