Dear Mummy,
You would be pleased to know that all is not lost on this 26-going-on-30 year old
daughter of yours.
As of yesterday I have been proposed to... twice.
By a Saudi Captain, no less, you should be proud of me.
Even if I would then be his was that 3rd...or 4th? and youngest wife.
Even if he is about the same age as Dad, or probably older as Daddy looks only 40.
Even if he looks mousey, with eyes that twinkle with evil intentions, and daydreaming plans of
making me into nothing after but a readily-agreeable bed-partner and of-course,
the hardworking child-producing machine.
Still, a proposal, no less.
Make that twice a proposal.
Which will make me the wife of a highly-influential Captain
(which i could use to gain forced respect by people i DESPISE)
Which will make me his favourite, since I would be the youngest wife in his collection...
until he finds the next younger one i s'pose?
Which will then make me have all the whims and everything i so fancy,
if I obey all his twisted demands.
Hmmmmmm....
All my love, Your soon-to-be Saudi-Arabian twisted Daughter.